I’ll be honest, I’m not sure how I feel about turning 40. Here are the good things:
- I’m allowed to have a midlife crisis and no one can blame me
- I can be called Ma’am and it’s no longer offensive
- I’m wiser than when I turned 21
- I DEFINITELY don’t look 40
- I don’t act 40 🙂
Bad things:
- I don’t have enough money to properly have a midlife crisis
- I’m not necessarily where I thought I’d be
Thoughts?
Garth Saul Marrs 